4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The power of my boobs compel you
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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