Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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