He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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