well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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