Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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