question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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