Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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