absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I want to be your penis for a week.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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