at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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