yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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