I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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