We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think I sprained my soul last night
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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