Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Terrible idea I love it
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