The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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