Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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