I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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