if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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