I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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