Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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