I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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