I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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