im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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