well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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