I think I am morally bankrupt
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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