i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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