Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Are we still banned from the library?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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