This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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