Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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