Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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