ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
They have beer where we have blood.
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