There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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