Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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