does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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