i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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