I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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