Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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