No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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