Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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