how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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