i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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