Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
