So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I am one with the molecules
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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