Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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