dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Randomize
