Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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