Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Small penises have feelings too.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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