I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Princesses don't give blow jobs
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She bit a glass in half.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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