bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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