the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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