I can tuck mytits in my pants
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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