It's like God shit irony all over that family
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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