Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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