My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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