We're facebook friends in real life
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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