you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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