Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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